My friends, I have spied the most beautiful pair of heels in all the land – Christian Louboutin’s new jeweled platform slingbacks. That’s right bitches, I said jeweled. Sorry, there’s no need to swear. But I’ll tell you, these shoes have me all worked up! I mean, look at them. Those are multi-colored jewels all over them. They’ve got Louboutin’s signature red sole, contrasting that gorgeous blue metallic leather. They’re covered platforms, they’ve got a peep toe, they’re made in Italy, for crying out loud! Yes Italy, the one in Europe. Now if someone can just send me $2,830, I’ll be all set. Or just the shoes themselves, that would work too. I wear an 8. Mailing address is on our contact page. Thanks in advance!