October 1, 2000
|Me in a nutshell||
I find the humor in absolutely everything, even the horrible things that probably shouldn't be funny. I also have more blush than you. Don't bother counting, just know that I have MORE.
My hubby. My goofy dogs. Blush. The color purple (the actual color, not the movie with Oprah). Tom Selleck's moustache. Useless trivia. Zombies. Sarcasm. Bea Arthur. Fishing. Road trips. Cashmere. Dance parties of one. Sock monkeys. Garden gnomes. Trashy novels. Bubble baths. Hiking. Horror movies from the late 70's/early 80's. Anything ridiculous. Shiny baubles.
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|eat, drink, be merry: Tell us your go to meal||
Any kind of soup or pasta. I make a macaroni and cheese you'd sell your soul for.
|I NEVER go without these||
Blush. I look like a corpse when I don't wear blush. I also won't leave the house without curling my eye lashes. I just can't do it.
|Biggest splurge or steal in my closet||
Splurge: I went through an Anthropologie phase. Which coincided with a Coach phase. Which coincided with a Bernardo sandal phase. It was a dark time for my husband.
|do-gooder: Why I am one||
I'm kind to children and animals and I have a smile for everyone–probably to the point that people wonder if I'm deranged. Occasionally I get a smile back, so I like to think that I elevated that person's mood, if only for a second.
|read, watch, listen:Favorite books||
"Lightning" by Dean Koontz is my all-time favorite and anything of the trashy variety.
If it belongs in a time capsule, I love it. I love jazz from the 20's up to techno from the 90's. Heck, I even own a Britney Spears CD somewhere. Maybe even 2. Don't you judge me…they were gifts…
|Favorite TV shows|
There are lots: Halloween, The Fog, Cloak & Dagger, Big Trouble in Little China, Her Alibi, Clue, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Scream, pretty much anything from the 80's, and almost anything that Judd Apatow touches.
|home & living:My favorite room in my house||
My master bathroom is my favorite because of the massive bathtub. It's so big I can FLOAT AWAY in the thing. When it's wintertime, I open the windows above it to let the cold air in, put scalding water in the tub and it's like I have a hot tub. I don't know how I lived without a tub this big before. *ponders*
|potluck:Five people (dead or alive) I’d invite to a party||
Oscar Wilde for his wit, Robert Plant circa 1970 so he can sing or just stand there looking pretty (dinner and a show), Steve Martin because I think he is one of the funniest yet quietly intelligent people out there, Paula Deen so she can cook, and my mom because if I had the ability to raise the dead in a non-creepy way, I'd use it.
|If I were an 80’s movie/tv/music star, I’d be||
The fat kid from "The Goonies".