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My Hometown

Pittsburgh, PA

Me in a nutshell

I find the humor in absolutely everything, even the horrible things that probably shouldn’t be funny. I also have more blush than you. Don’t bother counting, just know that I have MORE.

I Heart

My hubby. My goofy dogs. Blush. The color purple (the actual color, not the movie with Oprah). Tom Selleck’s moustache. Useless trivia. Zombies. Sarcasm. Bea Arthur. Fishing. Road trips. Cashmere. Dance parties of one. Sock monkeys. Garden gnomes. Trashy novels. Bubble baths. Hiking. Horror movies from the late 70’s/early 80’s. Anything ridiculous. Shiny baubles.

Tell Us More

I NEVER go without these

Blush. I look like a corpse when I don’t wear blush. I also won’t leave the house without curling my eye lashes. I just can’t do it.

Biggest splurge or steal in my closet

Splurge: I went through an Anthropologie phase. Which coincided with a Coach phase. Which coincided with a Bernardo sandal phase. It was a dark time for my husband.
Steal: Too many to count. I hate paying full price for anything. My best “steal” would probably be a $300 cashmere sweater I nabbed for $40. ‘Twas a good day.

do-gooder: Why I am one

I’m kind to children and animals and I have a smile for everyone–probably to the point that people wonder if I’m deranged. Occasionally I get a smile back, so I like to think that I elevated that person’s mood, if only for a second.

read, watch, listen:Favorite books

“Lightning” by Dean Koontz is my all-time favorite and anything of the trashy variety.

Favorite bands

If it belongs in a time capsule, I love it. I love jazz from the 20’s up to techno from the 90’s. Heck, I even own a Britney Spears CD somewhere. Maybe even 2. Don’t you judge me…they were gifts…

Favorite TV shows

Big Bang Theory, Archer, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The Blacklist, Supernatural, reruns of The Golden Girls and Murder She Wrote.

Favorite movies

There are lots: Halloween, The Fog, Cloak & Dagger, Big Trouble in Little China, Her Alibi, Clue, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Scream, pretty much anything from the 80’s, and almost anything that Judd Apatow touches.

home & living:My favorite room in my house

My master bathroom is my favorite because of the massive bathtub. It’s so big I can FLOAT AWAY in the thing. When it’s wintertime, I open the windows above it to let the cold air in, put scalding water in the tub and it’s like I have a hot tub. I don’t know how I lived without a tub this big before. *ponders*

potluck:Five people (dead or alive) I’d invite to a party

Oscar Wilde for his wit, Robert Plant circa 1970 so he can sing or just stand there looking pretty (dinner and a show), Steve Martin because I think he is one of the funniest yet quietly intelligent people out there, my husband because he and I can communicate w/ our eyes about this effing weird dinner party, and Tom Selleck. Because, moustache.

beauty & fashion: I can skip these

Beauty-wise: self-tanner and bronzer. I embrace the pale! Also, whenever I try either self-tanner or bronzer, I end up looking like Pigpen from “The Peanuts”. Not a good look for me. I also skip primer because they all break me out to alarming degrees and when I use them I feel like I’m painting a house instead of my face. Fashion-wise, I never wear any type of pants described as “skinny”.

eat, drink, be merry: Tell us your go to meal

Any kind of soup or pasta. I make a macaroni and cheese you’d sell your soul for.

If I were an 80’s movie/tv/music star, I’d be

The fat kid from “The Goonies”.