Full Name


My Birthday

March 9, 1984



My Hometown


Me in a nutshell

Stefanie of Sarcastic Cooking. I have done everything in food from wearing a hair net and working a fryer to inspecting classy restaurants. For now, I am just so happy cooking in my kitchen alongside my pug Weezer, my husband, and most definitely accompanied by a glass of wine.

I Heart

Great wine, good food, nights in, sweatpants, clogs, pink lips and cheeks, good friends and lots of belly laughs!

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eat, drink, be merry: Tell us your go to meal

A quick red wine based turkey meat sauce and whole wheat spaghetti, garlic bread, and a basic dinner salad.

beauty & fashion: I can skip these

Lots of basics with a little bit of trendy tossed in. PS I LOVE BLAZERS!!!

I NEVER go without these

Kleenex and Chapstick Not glamorous, but so necessary.

Biggest splurge or steal in my closet

Tory Burch Black Suede Wedges

If I were an 80’s movie/tv/music star, I’d be

Sad to admit but I would be Duckie in Pretty in Pink. Come on, Try a Little Tenderness… that scene is epic!