And so is our resident reality tv enthusiast, mickeybrid, with a quick reminder that summer’s best guilty pleasure show Jersey Shore 2 washes back up on your television set this Thursday, July 29th. Youse guys should be sure an’ joinur in the forums to tawlk Jurzsey all season long ~ wht
Bring on the fist pumping, hair gel, spray-on tans ~ and most importantly ~ the drama!!! Our Jersey Shore miscreants are back for a second season starting Thursday, when MTV capitalizes on the white-hotness of the whole Jersey Shore phenomenon and ships our Jersey Eight (for some reason they brought Angelina back) to Miami for the winter. Semi Spoiler: according to many published reports, they are supposed to end up back in Jersey for the summer. Whew.
Speaking of capitalizing, I saw some of our Jersey Shore friends partying with Paris Hilton during the MTV Movie Awards. It’s almost redundant if you think about it – people hanging around other people that are famous for doing absolutely nothing. (Sex tapes, incessant partying and afternoons spent GTLing have to count for something, right? ~ Tyna)
Fan fave Snookie is photographed everywhere there’s a third-rate red carpet and an open bar. I also saw that JWOWW started a whorey/trashy clothing line, Filthy Couture for people that want to look like her. Having looked at the stills from the “fashion” show, I can only say one thing – coming soon to a stripper pole near you!!!! And a possible sponsorship if the Rock of Love bus ever hits the road again. Plus, even Mike “The Situation” is working on his own work-out video and supposedly has a book deal. Anything to extend their fifteen minutes. But I’m okay with that because I’m HOOKED.
In anticipation of the big premiere, here’s a recap of the promo tease of the upcoming season – you can see the trailer at mtv:
First, we’re treated to a very sad pic of the Jersey Shore house covered in snow with the roomies talking about the harsh winter we all endured in the Upper-East Coast this past winter. The roomies cheer that they are going to Miami. Sammi is once again on her super-charged whining routine about how difficult it is going to be living with Ronnie again…does that mean that they’re not together again? SHOCKER!!!! Install a revolving door on this relationship because, frankly, I’m over it. And you’d think after all of the back-and-forth these two have gone through since they met last year that they’d be over it too.
Anyway, Sitch tries to place an order using his moniker “The Situation” and it doesn’t go well, Snooks hiccups and says she misses the duck phone, the guys make a “No Grenades” moratorium and, true to form, Sitch sobers up to see himself surrounded by grenades in the hot tub. KABOOM!!! Somehow both Snooki and Angelina end up having sex with Vinnie. Say what??? Girl fight ensues.
Ronnie says he’s single. More Sammi and Ronnie drama. Yawn. Then JWOWW and Sammi get into it because (once again) Sammi thinks that JWOWW is after Ronnie – a massive bitch-slap occurs.
Bottom line: it’s business as usual in Season 2 for our Jersey Shore friends. YAY!!!
Let’s be honest…in general summer TV is pretty dreadful with shows that weren’t good enough to make it to the usual fall line up and repeats of the shows that were. I’m so glad that I will have this glorious form of mindless entertainment to fill my Thursday evenings.
Join me in the read, watch, listen forums for my weekly recaps of Jersey Shore 2. I hope to see my fellow fans there talking about each and every episode.
Closed Comments – Please, join us in the Jersey Shore 2 forum and let’s talk about the cast heading back ‘down the shore’ for season 2!