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For today’s 4 for Friday we ponder what is it about Halloween that makes even the most demure gals want to whore it up? Including me. I’m going to skip over the serious, sad side of it (women objectifying themselves into what they think men want them to be) and go straight to the funny side. As women grew bored with the standard slutty fare (devil, cat, nurse…zzzz) costume companies began to make shorter, tighter versions of any old standard costume and voilà; we began to see such tasteful classics as Sexy Border Control Agent, Sexy Leprechaun and my personal fav Sexy Mental Patient. Although Sexy Taxi Driver is a close second, because I too have met some sexy cabbies in my life!
The costumes get more original on Etsy (would you expect anything less?) and are a less whore-y type of sexy. Less so than say, the Golf Caddy costume I found called the Ho in One. (Ha, clever…I think I just got sick in my mouth.) And in all truthfulness, the fab examples shown here don’t even use the word sexy in their titles. But let’s face it, these really actually are kind of hot…
• Willy Wonka – Sexy…and crazy! Worth it alone for that awesome purple top hat. Plus, you’d get to eat candy all night. (oh wait, you’d do that anyway) $100
• Pumpkin – The sexiest of all squash, really. $35
• Hulk Hogan – Does it get any sexier than The Hulkster? I think not. Imagine how fun it would be to say dirty things in Hulk’s voice all night! $150
• Zombie Girl – Mmm, must eat brains, sexy brains! I see years of sexy costumes with this beauty: sexy murderer, sexy homecoming massacre victim…$20
(thanks to Salt-n-Pepa for that awesome title!)