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Lucky members of the we heart this review team get boxes of products to test to help you, our beloved readers, make informed retail choices. You can imagine my response to opening a box and taking out a little kit of products labeled ‘i love my muff’. Say what? So, being a fairly educated woman, I deduced that these products are geared towards my womanly parts.
While testing this product, and in the name of science, of course, I found over 60 different slang words for a lady’s bits. I couldn’t let research like that just go to waste, so I tried to use the ones that wouldn’t alienate the prudish or that appeared in hard core rap songs in my wht review of the i love my muff kit.
(Talk about dedication! And can I just say, while I didn’t test ‘i love my muff’, I adore the fact that they hold no punches with their bold name. No playing coy here, or feeling the need to bury this purchase at the bottom of your cart. All ladies have their parts and sometimes we’re compelled to practice a few beauty rituals on them – i love my muff wants to help. ~Tyna)
Founded by Ritz Clinging, a Vancouver native, i love my muff is the latest in premium feminine care products. According to their website, “with the promise to provide daily love and care for down there, i love my muff products have been developed with an uncompromising commitment to mildness, biodegradability, non-toxicity, cleansing ability, moisturizing ability and luxurious feel.”
i love my muff offers the following goods for your goodies:
Clean Wash, a gentle gel wash for your lady business ($18)
Soft Lotion, an all natural moisturizer for your madam ($18)
Pure Spray, a spritz for your bits ($18)
Fresh Wipes, pre-packaged moist towelettes for the hooha-on-the-go ($22)
Other things you may want to know? i love my muff products are free of parabens, SLS, synthetic colors and synthetic fragrances. They are handmade in Canada using only natural ingredients of the best quality, including beneficial essential oils. All products are vegan and suitable for all skin types.
All four products come in two scents: Green and Blue. Green, “means ‘go’ and this sweet blend will help get you there. With an irresistible fusion of vanilla, grapefruit and ylang ylang there’s no telling where it will take you”. I don’t know if I want my muff going anywhere, but I imagine if it smells like vanilla, it’ll probably go anywhere it wants to. Hello, world *insert creepy pageant wave here*!
I received the i love my muff kit, containing mini bottles of the wash, spray and lotion, plus 10 fresh wipes ($38) in the blue scent. Blue, which promises to “elevate your mood with its invigorating blend of lavender, clary sage and patchouli”. Well, thank goodness. My mood was downright mopey over my non-lavender-scented vajayjay, but now, bearing the scent of an English botanical garden, I can now face the world with pride!
My impressions: I’m a low-maintenance girl and this is a lot of maintenance for something that’s supposed to self-maintain. That being said, the Clean Wash cleaned, which is always a good thing, and I like the idea that it contains no chemicals–I’m kind of protective of my body and careful about what I use on it, and that is especially true of my most delicate parts. The Soft Lotion would be great on those of you who do some ladyscaping and would probably help with ingrown hairs from waxing or shaving and with keeping new growth soft. The Pure Spray is nice if you are one of the millions of ladies that are self-conscious about the air down there.
Out of everything, my personal favorite from this line is the Fresh Wipes. They do not smell like lavender and instead have a slightly fruity scent, which is refreshing. I’m a 2 shower-a-day person, so I’m all about feeling clean and fresh and these portable packs deliver anywhere, anytime. You can pop them in your purse and go.
So, does anybody else out there love their muffs? If you are a male reader, kindly disregard that question…thanks…
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